"Swine flu fighting" - parody of "Kung fu fighting"

Everybody is swine flu fighting
That virus is fast as lightning.
The media's making it frightening
As the death toll keeps on climbing.

"We'll be taxing you" - parody of The Police's "I'll be watching you"

Every job you take
Every cent you make
Every single day you'll be forced to pay
We'll be taxing you.

Oh can't you see
We're the IRD
How our pockets break
With every cent we take.